Travis Dixon

Travis Dixon is a musical theatre major who relishes in the knowledge that his brain produces a special nuerotransmitter called "Improvatonin" which is now being synthesized under the authority of the Coca-cola Company in mass quantities and sold to surviving relatives of Merovingian Kings and members of the Bush Administration.

"Improvatonin" has shown a 97.4% increase in the ability to father counterfactual testimony.