Clint Vrazel
Hardcore Player
What your parents, elders, and peers forgot to warn you about Clint Vrazel:
He...
- Is a math major at the University of Oklahoma because he didn't know what improv was until he was already in college.
- Is a terminal endorphin junkie. It started with impressions, puns—now he has to cross-wire the unlikeliest ideas, journey into the semantic void, and defy very laws of time and consciousness just to get by.
- Is infected with music. Not a love of music. I really don’t have any choice. Kill me before I burst…into song, iiiiinntoooo SOOOONG!
- Rails against the free ride babies and children receive in this country, but enjoys borrowing other people’s children and programming them with nonsense. This had led to his official 4-year old award
- Once lost seventy-five pounds without missing a meal.
- Thinks all his language friends in China are awesome (like Chandler awesome)!
- Has a mother who taught him “The Name Game”, yet ironically named another child “Buck Buck Bo Buck”
- Raps in his car, because he doesn’t have a working radio.
- Has a scoring system for laughter-induced bodily dysfunctions. (Corollary: is dangerous to eat with)
- was made for improv, lives for improv, and loves improv, warts and all. Well, that, or due to a clerical error during a kindergarten activity, he never stopped playing ‘maginations.
- Loves cooking, but can’t clean without singing, percussing dogs, negotiating with babies, having his ribs counted slowly, family chaos, responsible hedonism, and teaching.