Becky Myers
Merchandising
Becky Myers isn't exactly an organic substance or actually a human being per se. She is actually best described as a group of non sequitur Ponderings that are loosely connected by weak associations that you can only understand if you are insane or inane, but not both.
She began as a meager Whim, grew into a Fancy, and is now a Pondering waiting to be grow into an Idea, though she doesn't have much hope of getting there. As a Pondering, she ponders much herself about existence, the existential dilemma, Klein bottles, whether the World Series diverges or not, love, biochemistry as an existential dilemma, and Greek: ά μή οίδα ουδ’οίομαι ειδέναι.
Currently, she ponders getting a degree at OU and doing something pertinent to pondering, though she may just become a piece of the sidewalk. Unfortunately, she does not like chalk, but is a fan of getting stepped on and walked over, or so she ponders. She still is not sure how she pondered her way here, but as a group of non sequitur ponderings that are loosely connected by weak associations that you can only understand if you are insane or inane, but not both, she realizes that she cannot ponder such things or she will ponder herself out of existe---.
Editor's Note: If you happen to be pondering in the realm of suboptimal existence and find what remains of the creature known as Becky, please have her pondered back into existence. She owes me money.